From “The Hick Arrives at the Tea Party”
The 420 Project Principles
1. America is the bestest nation in the world that doesn’t allow you to smoke out.
2. I believe in God and He is the center of my life. You can believe in any or no God because that’s your right as Americans, but if you don’t believe in Jesus, you will go to Hell.
3. Because we believe that God and Jesus are good, we believe that everything they created on this Earth is good.
4. Since we believe everything from God is good, marijuana must be good, even if the ditchweed Jesus grows wildly isn’t, in itself, great.
5. If you break the law, you pay the penalty, unless that law is bullshit or some cop has got it out for you.
6. I have a Constitutional right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, even if my pursuit is to smoke a large amount of pot, which makes my life happy, or even if I don’t which is OK, too. It’s a free country.
7. I work hard for what I have, even if there is a subsidy involved somewhere, and I will share what I have with whom I want. No government can force me to be charitable, just as Jesus implied when he said, “Charity is bullshit.”
8. It isn’t un-American to disagree with authority or share my opinion with someone, but it is un-American, or unwise at the least, to say a dissenting opinion to someone bigger than me or to someone who has a gun. However, it is OK for me to shout down the wrong opinions of others when those people are smaller than me, which is often a genetic trait of certain races, or they are women. Taller people have more important points to make and possess better life-skills. Our proof is that no one in the baseball Hall of Fame is listed as shorter than six-feet tall.
9. I cannot be and will not be perfect as that is only reserved for Jesus Christ, and I shall not hold others up to such infallible standards unless that person is an elected official.
10. People must understand that American life is not about them (the government) vs. us (us). It’s about working together to make this country a better place, a place in which the civilians are not constantly guilty until proven innocent, especially when what you like to do in the privacy of your own home or at a sporting event is to just sit around and get high.
The 420 Project Values
*Freedom
*Liberty
*Sharing
*Relaxing
*Eating
*Flexibility
*Napping
*Companionship
*Laughing
*Courage
*Non-Bogarting
*Charity
*Gratitude
*Constitutionalizing
*Philosophizing
