The first folks who came to Nebraska in the 19th Century didn’t have tornado shelters. They died.
Hicktionary: Tea Party Edition
In many ways, this Hicktionary was easy to come up with because the book is mainly about social relationships: between you and your neighbors and you and The Man. When it comes to failed relationships, Rufus knows where it’s at.
The Taser: The Biggest Threat to the Constitution
When tasers become acceptable, guns will become unacceptable, and that will be the end of the 2nd Amendment. When the most important part of our Constitution falls, everything else written on that paper will become irrelevant.
Tea Party Campaign Diary: Rufus Anticipates Eating a Kolache
His belly was ready for those bland-tasting, jelly-centered kolaches and the old women that bake them. Rufus was ready to down about 30 of them and knew if he didn’t get there early, all the cream cheese ones would be gone, all the cherry and apricot ones would be gone, and all that would be left were the damn prune kolaches.
