The first folks who came to Nebraska in the 19th Century didn’t have tornado shelters. They died.
Hicktionary: Tea Party Edition
In many ways, this Hicktionary was easy to come up with because the book is mainly about social relationships: between you and your neighbors and you and The Man. When it comes to failed relationships, Rufus knows where it’s at.
Hicktionary
My Hicktionary now has 172 words in it, which is really all you need to get by in the Midwest.
The Taser: The Biggest Threat to the Constitution
When tasers become acceptable, guns will become unacceptable, and that will be the end of the 2nd Amendment. When the most important part of our Constitution falls, everything else written on that paper will become irrelevant.

