After seeing a statue of a naked person, the Dilettantes ponder why their bodies shouldn’t also be treated as art.
The Dilettantes v. Hard Drive Crashes
Maybe that’s OK for Comrade Rothko’s geometry lesson but I’m an American, and if I want to take pictures of cans of American soup with a flash, then by god, I’m going to use flash to take pictures of American soup!
The Dilettantes v. John Holmes
You won’t find a camera that creates better 2-D representations of 3-D objects on the market today. Well, except for the new camera that just came out on the market, and I’m definitely moving up to it when I get the money.
The Dilettantes v. Vampire Fascists
HARRISON stands in front of the Mark Rothko Black-Form painting and WILLIS takes a picture with flash. SECURITY #2 enters from the darkness.
