My Hicktionary now has 172 words in it, which is really all you need to get by in the Midwest.
Border State Hate: Kansas
Kansans scare me. It ain’t because they’re such dirt farmers or creepy backwoods hillfolk or anything like that. They’re quiet. Too quiet. Too nice.
Get Learned on Midwestern Living in the New Book about the Middle of Nowhere
Midwesterners are just like you, only completely different. Join Rufus “Junior” Hickman, Jr. as he takes readers on a tour of how the middle half lives.

