When tasers become acceptable, guns will become unacceptable, and that will be the end of the 2nd Amendment. When the most important part of our Constitution falls, everything else written on that paper will become irrelevant.

His belly was ready for those bland-tasting, jelly-centered kolaches and the old women that bake them. Rufus was ready to down about 30 of them and knew if he didn’t get there early, all the cream cheese ones would be gone, all the cherry and apricot ones would be gone, and all that would be left were the damn prune kolaches.

The teacher asked little Jimmy Bobby what the hell was that supposed to be, just in case we misinterpreted his message, and he said it was Rufus punching out Barack Obama because Jimmy Bobby hated Obama a lot and didn’t mind Rufus so much.

They mostly represented women from small towns as the bigger cities had their own CWAs and lamented the fact that those CWAs in the cities had much more money for church repairs and the like than those in the small towns.