“See that’s what I like about you,” laughed Ed, “why I think you’d be a good Tea Party candidate: You say some crazy shit.”
Rufus Campaigns at a Pancake Feed
You ain’t had a pancake like mine before, big fella. Oily, sloppy, drenched in flour…
To Live and Die in Nebraska
The first folks who came to Nebraska in the 19th Century didn’t have tornado shelters. They died.
Hicktionary: Tea Party Edition
In many ways, this Hicktionary was easy to come up with because the book is mainly about social relationships: between you and your neighbors and you and The Man. When it comes to failed relationships, Rufus knows where it’s at.

