Meet Rufus “Junior” Hickman, Jr., a bright-eyed-under-his-shades, smiling-under-his-frown Midwestern optimist. More accurately, Rufus is a Stateriot. The only thing he loves more than Nebraska is hating everyone who isn’t from Nebraska.
In “The Hick Arrives: A Guide to Midwestern Living,” Rufus gives you an inside look at life in the Midwest to find out what makes his people tick. Over the course of 20 chapters, you’ll discover more than you really wanted to know about guns, talking pigs, death, booze, ditchweed, sex, pet ownership, tornadoes, the Homestead Act, football, law enforcement, why everyone else sucks, immigration, cow love, child abuse, the Lewis & Clark expedition, guns (did we mention guns?), being poor, lust, the banking industry, non-medical marijuana, the Devil & God and much, much more.
Thanks to Rufus’ Hicktionary, you’ll also learn new meanings to more than 100 words and find out what people are really telling you when they say you have Midwestern good looks.
Ever wonder how the other half lives? You might regret those thoughts after meeting him.
