“How to Write Email That GETS RESULTS & Other CEObservations” was not written out of hate of the corporate world and the disposable workforce it creates. It was written out of love: love of not working.

Richard Hlava, the CEO of HlavCo Intl., comes from a dark place, but the way he treats his employees is really for their own good. He may wish they all were dead — if not actively facilitate that — but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like them. He just doesn’t like to give them money in exchange for work that monkeys could clearly do.

In the 33 chapters of this comedic faux-memoir, Hlava shares his thoughts on writing effective email, team dismantling, living to work, who would Jesus CC: and how to use puppets to watch over your employees and more.

“How to Write Email that GETS RESULTS & Other CEObservations” also delves into the philosophy and psychology of the business world: why one must separate business from life; why business ethics should be thought about (but those thoughts should never escape one’s mind); and most importantly, when you decide you want to play the game, you’re wasting your time if you’re not playing to win.

The Wisdom of Richard Hlava CEO
The Beauty of Email
The Value of Being Blunt
Living to Work is Not Living or Working
Acceptable Acronym Use
Dealing with IT
How to Fire People via Email (at Hlavco.com)
Team Dismantling
CEO Q&A: Should I Join the Military Instead of Work for You?
CEO Q&A: Should I Withdraw the Money from My 401(k)? (at Hlavco.com)
CEO Q&A: Should I Invest in the Stock Market? (at Hlavco.com)
CEO Q&A: My Coworker Keeps Pooping Her Pants (at Hlavco.com)
CEObservations: Business Advice for Tomorrow’s Middle Managers